PRESS TO LAMENT: A novelty sound button for moments of profound longing, unbearable devotion and dramatic staring out of windows. Press it and let the anguish do the talking. FOR BOOK LOVERS: Made for readers, romance fans, period drama watchers and anyone whose emotional state can best be described as “wandering the moors in a nightgown”. DRAMATIC QUOTES ON DEMAND: Plays phrases such as “Leave me to my anguish”, “My soul is in torment” and “I am consumed by feelings too vast to name”. Subtle? Never heard of her. BOOKISH GIFTS FOR WOMEN: A funny gift for women, gifts for readers, book lovers and friends who enjoy gothic romance, literary drama, English literature gifts and a little theatrical suffering. WEARABLE WOE: Comes on a lanyard so the lamenting can travel with you. A brilliant novelty gift, sarcastic gift or reading accessory for bedrooms, bookshelves, book clubs and emotionally charged tea breaks.
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