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CS479 I'm not Clumsy Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster

Name: CS479 I'm not Clumsy Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster
Brand: Kruzroyal
SKU: 21df712ce0394e6e146e97d4a4e07b46
Price: 4.99 GBP
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Amazon 😂 THE ULTIMATE ALIBI FOR THE ACCIDENT-PRONE: Finally, the proof you've been looking for! This coaster hilariously declares innocence with the quote: "I am not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way." It's the perfect statement piece for anyone who is constantly at war with inanimate objects. 🎁 A HILARIOUS GIFT FOR YOUR FAVOURITE KLUTZ: Know someone who trips over thin air? This is the gift for them! Perfect for a clumsy best friend, colleague, mum, dad, or sibling. It’s a guaranteed laugh for a birthday, a winning Secret Santa present, a Christmas stocking filler, or a 'just because' gag gift. 💪 BUILT TO SURVIVE BUMPS & SPILLS: Ironically, this coaster is anything but clumsy. Crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), it’s designed to be tough and durable. The solid 9cm x 9cm base provides a stable, reliable surface for drinks, protecting furniture from the very chaos it describes. ✨ WIPE-CLEAN FOR THE INEVITABLE MISHAP: Since spills are practically a given, we've made cleaning effortless. The coaster features a flawless, high-gloss finish that you can simply wipe clean in seconds. It’s designed to handle coffee drips, tea spills, and water rings without a fuss. 🇬🇧 A FUNNY DECLARATION FOR ANY SURFACE: Whether it's defending your honour on a work desk, bringing a laugh to the coffee table, or standing guard on a bedside table, this coaster fits anywhere. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to set the record straight.

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😂 THE ULTIMATE ALIBI FOR THE ACCIDENT-PRONE: Finally, the proof you've been looking for! This coaster hilariously declares innocence with the quote: "I am not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way." It's the perfect statement piece for anyone who is constantly at war with inanimate objects. 🎁 A HILARIOUS GIFT FOR YOUR FAVOURITE KLUTZ: Know someone who trips over thin air? This is the gift for them! Perfect for a clumsy best friend, colleague, mum, dad, or sibling. It’s a guaranteed laugh for a birthday, a winning Secret Santa present, a Christmas stocking filler, or a 'just because' gag gift. 💪 BUILT TO SURVIVE BUMPS & SPILLS: Ironically, this coaster is anything but clumsy. Crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), it’s designed to be tough and durable. The solid 9cm x 9cm base provides a stable, reliable surface for drinks, protecting furniture from the very chaos it describes. ✨ WIPE-CLEAN FOR THE INEVITABLE MISHAP: Since spills are practically a given, we've made cleaning effortless. The coaster features a flawless, high-gloss finish that you can simply wipe clean in seconds. It’s designed to handle coffee drips, tea spills, and water rings without a fuss. 🇬🇧 A FUNNY DECLARATION FOR ANY SURFACE: Whether it's defending your honour on a work desk, bringing a laugh to the coffee table, or standing guard on a bedside table, this coaster fits anywhere. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to set the record straight.