Dark Humour Anniversary Card for Couples Funny Valentine’s Him or Her Old English Gothic Romance ‘Like a Plague Upon This Land, I Cannot Escape Thee’ Blank Inside with Envelope

【Dark Humour Medieval Love Card】Features the unique verse “Like a plague upon this land, I cannot escape thee” – a Alternative Valentine’s Day Card for couples who prefer edgy romance over cliché messages. 【Funny Anniversary Card for Couple & More】Use as a happy anniversary card, funny anniversary card for him or her, or even a horror birthday card for a friend who loves gothic humour. One design, many occasions. 【Anniversary Card for Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband or Wife】Perfectly fits anniversary card for her, anniversary card for him – also works as anniversary card for boyfriend or girlfriend. A greeting card that skips the sugar. 【Completely Blank Inside】Unlike mass-produced anniversary cards, our interior is empty so you can write a personal message – from sweet to sarcastic. Ideal funny anniversary gifts alternative. 【Premium Quality & UK Size】Measures 5.51 x 5.51 inches – a sturdy card printed on thick paper stock. Comes with envelope. A great anniversary card for husband funny or wife who loves Old English Gothic Romance.