Face Ache Open Birthday Card 10 Signs You're a Dog Person…., 5 x 9 inches

All of our Birthday Cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and the environment will thank you for choosing Emotional Rescue. Our range is recyclable. The Birthday Card measures 5 x 9 inches and comes with a suitably sized envelope. "The message inside reads... 1. All your jacket pockets have treats and poo bags in them. 2. You feel guilty if you go out for a walk without your dog. 3. The dog that was never going to be allowed up on the furniture now hogs your bed at night. 4. You have a lint roller in every room. 5. You feel like you've been unfaithful if you come home smelling of another dog. 6. You have to spell out words like W-A-L-K and F-O-O-D. 7. You think your dog has a favourite radio station that you have to leave on for them when you go out. 8. You've learned to love dog slobber. 9. You have a least five names for your dog...Tillymint, Mintymoo, Tillywilly, till and tilbo baggins. 10. You love their farts like you do your own." We use FSC Certified paper across the entire range of Greetings Cards