Funny Birthday Card, For Him, Her, Bestie, Insult Humour Friend Colleague Family Rude Velcro Slippers C226

Bold Cheeky Humour: funny birthday card reads exactly "another year closer to wearing velcro shoes and stinking of piss" – a bold cheeky design that captures rude ageing humour and getting older banter Versatile Recipient Options: designed for him or her including friend colleague mum dad brother sister or partner – suitable for anyone with a good sense of humour about ageing birthdays and getting older Real Life Gifting Occasions: suitable for birthdays work celebrations or milestone laughs – especially for someone who jokes about ageing wrinkles aches and slowing down Premium Quality Construction: printed on high quality durable card stock with a smooth professional finish and includes a matching envelope – made to feel like a proper thoughtful card not a cheap last minute buy Blank Interior Space: blank inside for your own personal message whether funny sarcastic rude or slightly sentimental depending on your relationship Relatable Ageing Comedy: features humour that taps into universal experiences of getting older that friends family and colleagues instantly recognise and appreciate