SAVAGE BIRTHDAY BANTER – The card reads: “Please don’t worry about getting older. I would be a lot more concerned about being a cunt if I were you.” A brilliantly rude birthday card for someone who appreciates outrageous humour. FOR FRIENDS, MATES AND FAMILY – Ideal for a best friend, close mate, brother, sister, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or colleague who enjoys sarcastic jokes and adult birthday banter. A CARD THEY WILL ACTUALLY REMEMBER – Bold, unapologetic and guaranteed to stand out among ordinary birthday cards. Perfect for milestone birthdays or anyone who is getting older but certainly not more sensible. PREMIUM 5 × 7 INCH CARD – Printed on thick, high-quality card stock with a colourful envelope included. The generous size gives the design plenty of impact while leaving room for your own personal message. BLANK INSIDE AND PLASTIC-FREE – Left completely blank for a heartfelt, hilarious or equally offensive message. Supplied without unnecessary plastic packaging and created by our independent design team. Cheeky Message Design: Features the witty text about getting older with unapologetic adult humour that delivers birthday laughs
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