Son Birthday Card Funny, Funny For Son, Happy Card, Him, Greetings Cards

WE ARE ONE of the most successful humorous greetings card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across all Seasonal, Birthday and Captions designs. All our cards come with a suitably sized envelope. All of our cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and the environment will thank you for choosing Emotional Rescue. We use FSC Certified paper across our entire range. Our range is recyclable. Inside Message: Q) What do you call a fish with no eyes? A) A FSH! Q) What do you call a sheep with no legs? A) A ball of wool! Q) What do hippies do? A) Hold your leggies on! Q) How do you make an apple puff? A) Chase it around the garden! Q) How do sheep keep warm in the winter? A) Double grazing! A) What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A) A Wonkey! Q) What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? A) A polar bear! Q) What's 12 long and jumps all over Australia? A) A kanga ruler! Q) What's green and lives in a cage? A) A canary that's not ripe yet! Q) What's the fastest vegetable in the world? A) A runner bean! With lots of love on your Birthday. We are one of the most successful humorous greetings card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across all Birthday, Captions and Seasonal designs. Emotional Rescue was established before the ark (about 30 years ago) and we have been providing tip-top and tickety-boo cards ever since. Emotional Rescue cards are known for their 'iconic images' and 'unbeatable humour'. We have LOADS of successful ranges..We love what we do and we like to think we're pretty good at it!