Too Soon Birthday' Hilarious 8.5 x 11 Inch Greeting Card w/Envelope - Funny Cartoon Premature Ejaculation Joke Come or Came Early Personalized Happy Bday Greetings, Message, Wish J8318BDG

CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Have a Happy Birthday... NOW! - American writer and humorist Mark Twain said, Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Humor goes beyond all ages. If it's funny, it's funny. Just like the design on this birthday card. Whether your friend is really struggling with this dilemma or not, at least you get laughs out of it. SIZE: This 8.5 x 11 Inch notecard is the perfect way to greet a friend or loved one on his/her birthday. It can be described as Extra Large, compared to ordinary greeting cards. It makes a Big impact and it leaves a Big impression. Spanish painter, sculptor and poet Pablo Picasso said, It takes a long time to become young. At least there's something else that lasts longer than you-know-what. USE: Give this high quality stationery set as a gift on your friend's birthday. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. America's best-known producer of humorous poetry Ogden Nash said, You are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely. Which leaves you with the perfect excuse for giving this silly, hilarious birthday card as a gift. The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada