Dirty Cow Cre*m Liqueur — The Two of Us (2 x 70cl) Loaded Chocolate & Sooo Original Dairy-Free, Plant-Based Vegan 17% ABV Award-Winning

100% CRE*MY. ZERO COW. — Two bottles of award-winning plant-based cream liqueur. No dairy, no compromise on texture. The coconut fat base operates at the same melt point as dairy cream. Seventeen percent, both of them. TWO BOTTLES. ONE DECISION. — Loaded Chocolate: deep cocoa, malt, a little smoke. Sooo Original: vanilla, coconut, time. The two that between them cover every occasion. Pour cold. Over ice. In coffee. Up to you. FREE FROM THE 14 MAJOR ALLERGENS. — The coconut fat base does what dairy cream does, at the same melt point, without the cow, without the allergens. Both bottles free from all 14 major allergens. Contains coconut. Check the label. AWARD-WINNING. THE JUDGES KEEP COMING BACK. — Multiple awards across the bottles and the bars. Repeat wins. We're as surprised as anyone. PLANT-BASED SINCE 2018. — Before it was a whole shelf in the supermarket, we made these because the alternatives tasted apologetic. Loaded Chocolate and Sooo Original are the two we'd take to a desert island, if you're asking.